Sunday In Drexel Hill

What a day straight out from the pages of HELL. Some twenty - five  year old wants to rip me outta my truck because I had told his Grandma " Thank You" ? on her compliment on me maneuvering my truck out of an alley?

Seriously,  I told the punk that he misunderstood and to get his head outta his ass. That when he grabbed the door and tried to yank me out. Being the fifty-four year old I am, COPD and all, I moved up a few feet and told him to come on bitch, do it again.

I thought everything from shooting the prick in the head to calling on the "Boys" to come back, As I ain't capable to take on a big galute such as he.

So, I just did the best thing I could.
 I told Him to have a nice day, And tell your Mommy that Franny Ward said hello, and that I miss her tender kisses.

Let the asshole think about it...

Prick.